Domestic Departures

 

Drink a glass of Toilet Duck

mixed with vodka - try your luck.

 

Walk downstairs while wearing skis.

Eat cornflakes with anti-freeze.

 

Try tap-dancing on your roof.

Self-extract a wisdom tooth.

 

Turn the gas on, walk the mutt,

Then come home and light a butt.

 

Put a wasps' nest in your bed

as a pillow for your head.

 

Take some chicken, cooked and cold

Eat it when it's three weeks old.

 

Next time you blow-dry your hair -

Take and bath and dry it there.

The End

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