Drink a gallon of antifreeze
Hey! Jump a volcano on waterskis
Call a local mobster "gay"
then kindly ask him to "make your day"
Walk through downtown Sudan
dressed as the head of the Klu Klux Klan
Anyhting that says "Don't eat"
you want to make a morning treat
To really become some cannon fodder
grab the ass of the police chief's daughter
Shards of glass go down your throat
chased down by a Javex Float
but if you want to die real good,
make a diet of fast food!
(Within your suit a bomb entwine
then go and visit Palestine?) -