some more ways to meet your maker


if you really want to end your life

go out in the dark meet a gang with a knife


inject yourself with a barrel of air

ingest a ball of your best friends hair


impale yourself on a rusty spike

speed into a wall on a motor bike


place your head in a lion's jaw

or remove it with a circular saw


walk through the jungle get crushed by a boa

take a walk on the beach with a stranger in Goa


chew on some glass washed down with diesel

if all else fails swallow a weasel


lock yourself in a burning shed

go to Iraq get a bullet in the head

The End

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