Throw yourself off Lover’s Leap.
Drown yourself in waters deep.
Cycle on the motorway -
To make certain…the wrong way.
Fix the toaster with wet hands.
Wind your neck with rubber bands.
Fall into a concrete mixer.
Overdose on sleep elixir.
Jump without a parachute.
Drink strong poison undilute.
Run into a burning house
(First, yourself with petrol douse).
If your balance is in doubt,
High-wire-walking’s your get-out.
Marry a crazed serial-killer.
Try to stop a falling pillar.
Plastic bag over your head.
Some more ways to wind up dead…