I was in the bakery,
Getting my bread,
When a shout came from behind the counter,
And I snapped up my head,
"Oh no the sack broke!"
"My beautiful bread!"
"What shall we do?!"
"We shall chop off his head!"
A scream came from behind the counter,
And blood slowly poured in through the door,
I screamed in horror at the terrible smell,
Then slipped and banged my head on the floor,
Now everyone says,
A mans head is in the bread,
And I haven't visited that bakery,
I visit the butchers instead!