Evil = ruining all the secrets of popular books
Severus Snape is the Half-Blood Prince,
he’s in love with Harry’s mother.
He’s protected Harry ever since,
and never loved another.
Malfoy’s supposed to kill Dumbledore
but Dumbledore’s already dying
So he convinces Snape to kill him off
when Malfoy is finished trying.
There are seven horcruxes, not just six
and they have to destroy them all
Voldemort can’t die while they exist
because they’re pieces of his soul
When the Order all come to help Harry escape,
Moody and Hedwig are killed.
George gets his ear cursed off by Snape.
Lupin marries Tonks, and Fleur marries Bill
The Deathly Hallows are an unbeatable wand,
and also a cloak, and a stone
Harry has the latter two,
but the wand he longs to own.
But Voldy finds it first, while the trio
gets the horcruxes one by one
Dobby dies, and they meet at Hogwarts
when each of their jobs is done
But the last horcrux is Harry himself
and Voldemort’s a horcrux of Harry
So Harry sacrifices himself
and comes back all determined and scary
Fred and Tonks and Lupin die,
and Snape, too, is a goner
'Cause the elder wand’s only loyal to the guy
who defeats its previous owner
Dumbledore had it, but Malfoy disarmed him,
and Harry beat Malfoy after.
So Voldy’s got it but it does no good,
because Harry’s its only true master.
Thus, Harry kicks Voldemort’s evil ass
and the portrait of Dumbledore cries
and Sirius never comes back at all.
So I guess Luna Lovegood lies.
Oh yeah, right before the Lupins died
they had a non-werewolf son.
And Harry ends up marrying Ginny.
and Hermione marries Ron.