Don't Mess With His Meat!mature
There once was a man from Peru.
With his cock, a dragon he slew.
Because he was the hero of the town.
They dressed him in a gay purple gown.
But a man named Tommy LaRue.
Was jealous of this purple-ish hue.
So they met on top of mount black-bat.
Where they engaged in sexual combat.
So penis clashed and semen soared.
Butt-cheeks spread and Tommy roared.
They fought all night, round after round.
And the next day Tommy's farts made no sound.
His anus sore, Tommy knew he'd been beat.
Nobody messes with the man from Peru's meat.
RATE THIS CHAPTER!
RATINGS BREAKDOWN
NO COMMENTS ABOUT THIS POEM Feed
No comments have been posted yet.
THE GOODS
You're currently reading the poem
Don't Mess With His Meat!, which
was posted on Apr 27, 2011 by
DrZoidberg.
This is a solo poem.
About this poem
"Short little adult comedy type of poem. Emphasis on the "adult." As in, do not r..."
This poem is filed under:
Free Verse, Humour / Comic Verse, Just for Fun
POST A COMMENT
Wanna say something? Make yourself heard!
We reserve the right to delete spam, flames, or other nasty stuff.