In honour of National Poetry Day--which was yesterday, whoops--I'm starting a series of poems about t.v./movie/book/just fictional characters. If anyone wants me to change it to a collab, just say!
Lactose intolerant--could I care less?
Eager, accepting, always aiming to please.
Optically challenged, with hair all a'mess
Nerdy glasses and curls make me weak at the knees.
Anal-retentive, abrasive, and always right;
Retract that, he's not like his mother. MY
Dr. Hofstadter is sweet and contrite, and better than all of the others.