Your life isn't peppered with exciting events
You haven't fallen in rivers or got drunk in tents
That 'hot' guitarist never replied
On no occasion you 'nearly died'
The bands that you like are just like the rest
Yet you question me on mine, like it's some kind of test
The more un-cool you are, the harder you try
Laugh far too loudly, always claim to be high
You pick up and drop your disposable friends
Switch between them quickly, just like a change in trends
London, Canada, but nobody near
Surprising, why can't you get so many here?
My not so dear friend,
I know that you lie
Your stories are false
You don't even try
My un-trusted friend,
You talk without grace
I am not simple minded,
Do not lie to my face.