You’re lost, you want to take a different path?
If you do, it’s gonna cost
And before you leave the office, I ma have to phone your boss
Oh, and by the way all of the maps have been tossed
So how will you get home?
You better hitch hike a piggy back ride
Like surfing in the ocean, you riding high tide
Why do you think birds fly?
Yes, they too, wonder what lays the other side
So before you go all Christopher Columbus
You need to learn where the road is
Because this is a strange town
No one like you around
How funny does that sound?
Like a bullet to the head, chest to the ground
Yes, he’s the best around
As we burry your body in the forest, where you’ll never be found
Why yes, you are the best
Getting caught just like the rest
What a crap, a mess
On your knees, in the mud, in a wedding dress
Your ticket, my arrest
Who’s the deadly traveler?
Can you take a guess?