The easter break it came and went

And I must state I never meant

To eat my daughter's chocolate egg,

But from the cupboard heard it beg,

'Go on and eat me, scoff me down.'

And so the chocolate, lightish brown,

Went down my neck, small piece by piece.

I had a proper chocolate feast.

Then it was gone... and I had munched

On Sasha's chocolate for my lunch.

I hopped there like a kangeroo

As I debated what to do.

The shop was open, so I dashed

To buy another egg for Sash.

But then my second chance I blew

By chomping down on this egg too!

She's going to be home any minute.

It's a sticky situation, innit?

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