Opening NumberMature

So you get morning wood

And you discovered porn

You've touched someone's boobs

And you think there's no more?

Well let me tell you my friend

There's always more to learn

Some of the things out there

Will give you a turn

Well,

HAVE YOU EVER

Felt a dick up your butt?

HAVE YOU EVER

Actually felt someone up?

HAVE YOU EVER

Experimented with sexuality?

Or drank until you can't get a stiffy?

HAVE YOU EVER

Been walked in whilst wanking off?

HAVE YOU EVER

Considered being a puff?

HAVE YOU EVER

Tried cigarettes or smoked weed,

Making you laugh until you peed?

Of course corruption ain't all that constitutes living,

But it's a great distraction from all this taking and giving,

When exams are tough, and everything's hard

You might as well not cry but laugh!

SO DON'T ASK YOUR MUM

AND DON'T ASK ME

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LEARN

THE WAYS OF MATURITY

The End

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