Maurice the Priest

Maurice the Priest came from the East,

Where he studied the what's and the why's.

He learned from the greatest, he learned from the least,

He searched for the ways of the wise.

Maurice the Priest once asked of a man,

Who was the wisest dude of them all,

"What was the secret of Peter Pan,

Scooby-doo and Lauren Bacall?"

Maurice the Priest then sat and prayed,

While the dude looked to his crystal ball,

And in the end, this is all that he said,

"In the movies, they were all ten foot tall."

Maurice the Priest then ended his quest,

And decided to settle down,

So he packed his bag and headed out West,

And became the best and greatest of clowns.  

The End

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