Bob the Slob


Bob Cobb

Is a terrible slob.

Never went to school

And he's never had a job.

Gets up at noon,

Puts a kettle on the hob

Then it's coffee and cake all day.


Bob Cobb

Is an idle swab.

He says he can't work

Cos it makes his head throb.

Getting him to move

Would take a lynch-mob.

He'd rather just sit and decay.


Bob Cobb

Is a fat, lazy blob.

The thought of doing anything

Makes him sob.

Sits on a couch

Stuffing food in his gob.

He'll probably go on this way...





The End

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