Meacher the Teacher was a curious creature
With face as white as dough.
Meacher the Teacher was sitting on the bleacher
His kids were his foes.
For Meacher the Teacher was quite the preacher
Droning sermons all day long.
His speeches had no special feature
Everything was immoral and wrong.
Now his student Jimmy was quite a beacher
He liked to surf the waves
He had enough of Meacher the Teacher
So he put him away.
So don't be like Meacher the Teacher
For nobody likes a sermon
And Jimmy the beacher has to sit on the bleacher
For being a very bad Mormon.