Meacher the Teacher

Meacher the Teacher was a curious creature

With face as white as dough.

Meacher the Teacher was sitting on the bleacher

His kids were his foes.


For Meacher the Teacher was quite the preacher

Droning sermons all day long.

His speeches had no special feature

Everything was immoral and wrong.


Now his student Jimmy was quite a beacher

He liked to surf the waves

He had enough of Meacher the Teacher

So he put him away.


So don't be like Meacher the Teacher

For nobody likes a sermon

And Jimmy the beacher has to sit on the bleacher

For being a very bad Mormon.

The End

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