Meacher the Teacher

Meacher the Teacher was a curious creature

With face as white as dough.

Meacher the Teacher was sitting on the bleacher

His kids were his foes.

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For Meacher the Teacher was quite the preacher

Droning sermons all day long.

His speeches had no special feature

Everything was immoral and wrong.

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Now his student Jimmy was quite a beacher

He liked to surf the waves

He had enough of Meacher the Teacher

So he put him away.

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So don't be like Meacher the Teacher

For nobody likes a sermon

And Jimmy the beacher has to sit on the bleacher

For being a very bad Mormon.

The End

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