CAT MAN

Eccentric and entertaining, the Cat Man of Key West, Florida is a sight to behold.

THE CAT MAN OF KEY WEST, FLORIDA NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION!
HE IS SIMPLY A MAN, WITH MANY CATS!
HIS CATS CAN DO TRICKS, WITH HOOPS AND LADDERS!
BUT DON'T YOU DARE MOVE, FOR HIS PRESENCE IS
WITHSTANDING.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, YOU THOUGHT HE WAS DONE?
HAD YOU EVER CONSIDERED HE WOULD ADD SOME
FIRE?
A WONDERFUL SHOW CANNOT END WITHOUT FIRE!
HIS CATS WILL NOT BURN, THEY ARE TRAINED, AND ON FIRE!

BUT LET ME TELL YOU A TAD MORE ABOUT CAT MAN!
FOR YOU SEE, CAT MAN IS ACTUALLY A TREE!
HIS CATS ARE PLACED ON TOP OF HIS CHEST!
AND THEY JUST STICK THERE!
LIKE HE'S A TREE!

HIS HAIR IS WILD, AS A CAT MAN'S SHOULD BE!
A LION'S MANE COULD ONLY COVER HALF OF HIS CHEST!
HIS HAIR IS NOT CONDITIONED, SHAMPOO'D, OR CLEAN,
HIS HAIR IS ON FIRE!
LIKE HIS CATS!

HIS VOICE IS THAT OF A SIREN'S CALL!
HE YELLS!
BUT NOT ONLY DOES HE YELL AT YOU!
HE ALSO YELLS AT THE REST OF YOU!

STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

ONLY A DOG WOULD NOT CARE FOR HIS SHOWS!
FOR A DOG IS ALLERGIC TO FIRE!
BUT EVERYONE ELSE WHO LIKES FUN AND TIME,
CAT MAN OF KEY WEST, FLORIDA!
IS INSANE (and free)

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