My cat was into online romance
but this I never knew
By chance it was discovered
when I noticed my machine askew
My account kept getting locked
But I couldn't figure out why?
quietly I set up a hidden camera
to capture images while someone tried
behold to my great surprise
the thief turned out to my feline
on the keyboard hacking away
in an attempt to get online
The object of her fascination
happened to be the cat next door
Posting love notes on his page
and inviting back home for more
About this illicit romance when confronted
the proof she couldn't deny
She was willing to forsake our relationship
to be with another guy!
We came to some understanding
I allowed her to surf the web
In return she would allow cuddling
without making me beg!