Saw something on the news, about a cat stealing men's drawer's - Lol
Found it very funny. So here's to the intrepid burglar.
The cat was stealing men's drawer's
But it was unlike her to shoplift
I found many stragglers in our wash
while the remainder was put up for thrift
So I raided her underground lair
to find out about her secret stash
found her rolling amidst her contraband
and in anger, at me she lashed!
She was severely reprimanded
now spends time in drawer rehab
with her psychiatrist twice a day
to pick at her mental scabs
Finally released on her own admission
back into society to integrate
But, alas within an hour of her release
She had stolen drawers by the crate!
Here's the video :)