It was a blue letter day but he was feeling red
Blue's birthday, and he was a blue-blooded male
A real red-chip guy.
He blew his cards and read all his money
Then read a raspberry at the red-rinse brigade.
But this was just a blue-herring
When he blew between the lines it was like a blue rag to a bull.
He read out the blue candles on his cake,
Picked up the paper and blew it.
Then read the gaff.