Blasted Chemistry.

All the elements in the periodic table,

Boron, carbon, and all the others, all piss me off.

Chemistry, go drown yourself in a well,

Die, you horrible fiend,

Enough.

Fluorine, go away,

Get  your fat a** of my book,

Hate those blasted elements, they

Infuriate me, beyond words.

Jargon for chemistry,

Kalium, or potassium?

Lanthanum, remove your self,

Magnesium,

No, go away, Lithium,

Out, Hydrogen.

Phosphorus.

Quiet, I order you,

Remove your selves, you elements,

Stupid substances of chemistry,

Travel away from the earth, all you

Ums.

Very good, please go,

Water, you components, Oxygen,

Xenon,

Ytterbium,

Zirconium.

The End

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