''The greatest quest, at my behest,''
Says Esther, in polyester drest,
''It is my predestined request
to jest, and pester David Gest.''
The guests all under house-arrest
With nicest chests, enclosed in vests
Sequestered, they in Chester, rest
All cosy in their Leicester nests.
While Esterhazy, no contest;
His destiny is to digest
Some estrogen and to invest
In festivals of Wildest West.
So, Uncle Fester, all the best!