Somebody here has to tell the truth
It is something we all know is forsooth
There is only one food that can be named king
It substitutes for just about everything.
You can blend it with meat or veggies galore
You can find it in tents or the grocery store
You can wrap it in bags and save it all day
Or keep it in cans and hide it away
You can mix it with eggs and make omelette mush
You can mix it with spaghetti for Italian smush
You can wrap it around a slab of salami
You can have it with “Pops” or eat it with “Mommy”
We all know our favorite food is the one
That tastes good on a plate, from a hand, or a bun
The greatest food is a hero, no sham
It’s S-P-A-M, the wonderful SPAM.