Before you call me a monster, let me explain.
The thing I call road kill isn't the same
as what you might think.
The thing I call road kill I whip up in the sink.
It's hamburger and onions, and garlic too,
green peppers, tomatoes, almost like a stew.
You mix it together and fry it in a pan.
If you like, you add anything else that you can.
Potatoes and veggies, maybe a spice or two.
Almost any old leftover will do.
When you're done, it can look quite a mess,
That's why I call it road kill, I guess.
It can be delicious, It can be quite crude.
My brother calls it dogfood.
And that's just rude!
Besides, the dog won't eat it.
Did I mention I can't cook?