There was once a lady named Shiela,
who disagreed with a car dealer.
Over the price
of a car that was nice,
Only 'cos it's a three-wheeler.
Next door was a man from Kirklees,
who had an obsession for cheese.
He bought a fat Stilton
the owner (called Milton)
said "Five hundred bucks if you please."
Across the street was a store
who liked to sell things to the poor.
The manager said
"I wish I was dead,
Just working here is such a bore."