True Beauty Unicorn Horn Whitener
Unsightly yellowing horn got you down?
Well wipe right off that good-for-nothing frown.
Use your True Beauty and a little charm,
And get a male unicorn on your arm.
Just because you're getting old and ugly,
Shouldn't prevent you from getting snugly
With hot young things with sparkling horns,
You're pretty, but not enough, unicorns.