Unicron Horn Whitener - Why be blue or pink?

Charlie wouldn't go to candy mountain,
Unless he had a horn that sparkled like a fountain!
What's that you say, a leoploridon?
It has nothing on the whitest-horned Unicorn!

So if you want that sparkle, sparkle, sparkle don't frown,
Just chugga! chugga! chugga! shoe shoe... on down
And visit the Banana King for your Horn whitener here,
Then all you have to do, is put it in the ear! 

When you're unhappy just change your horn's tone,
To whiter than even the whitest chalk-stone. 
It wouldn't look out of place as a snowman's nose
And guess what, our lowest ever prices just froze! 

The End

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