no smoking, no drinking, and no talking.

What a lame pub : (

Leave your car keys with the barman.
No spitting
No canoodling in the toilets.
Take your fights outside the pub.

That last one was a genuine one...

Keep it casual and relaxed.

Sit around the table with a dark ale, a good cigar, and chat about the writer's life.

This is going to be great! Our own writer's pub.

3 Drink Minimum :D (4 if you're sipping the girly stuff).

Also I vote for Trish's last one as well.

>>thinks that "canoodling in the toilets" should be left open for discussion.

@Asheyna Yeah I was going to say you can't post in the pub without a drink in hand. We are writers after all. < 21 can have juice or chocolate milk. Sorry :)

Or those whom are allergic :)

And I wouldn't be apoogizing; I prefer chocolate milk anyway :P

apoogizing? sounds dodgy...

Right! And those who are allergic. apoogies for the omission ;)

@Scheherazade said:

@Asheyna Yeah I was going to say you can't post in the pub without a drink in hand. We are writers after all. < 21 can have juice or chocolate milk. Sorry :)

Oh, don't forget! We're technically in Canadian territory...so the age limit is..19? In Newfoundland it is, anyway; not sure about British Columbia.

:D My motto: Helping young people everywhere drink alcohol.

...but not really because that would be very sketchy of me...and illegal.

Exactly.

Unofficial motto! People of all ages now welcome at the pub!

Apoogizing ... It's what you do when you forget to flush...

And what the hell is it with me and all these ellipses? I'm using them rather a lot lately, and I'm starting to annoy myself.

One rule for the pub.

Some of the stools should be low enough for short people. It's really embarrasing when you can't jump high enough to get your butt squarely planted, so you spin off the other side. So I think some low stools should be available, maybe with booster seats to see over the bar.

Moon

[Quoting verbatim from a tea towel pick up at Chattam Historic Docks - c.1786]

* No thieves fakirs, rouges or tinkers
* No skulking loafers or flea bitten tramps
* No 'slap an' tickle o' the wenches
* No banging tankards on the tables
* No dogs allowed in the kitchens
* Flintlocks, Cudgels Daggers and Swords to be handed to the Inn Keeper for safe keeping

:)

Personally I like the one rule of Callahan's Place: Share pain is lessened; Shared joy is increased. Puns are actively encouraged