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The Creaky Boot

The Creaky Boot
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This tavern can by found on the edge of the Plains of Kaya and at the end of the Muta Valley in a little village called Droon. Sit for a spell and chat to other characters as your character.
(Helps build relationships and knowledge of characters, although anything you learn here cannot be written in to the collab unless it has been mentioned in the collab previously by the character whom it is about)
It makes it easier for us all because if we have these conversations as our characters, then everyone will get to know their own and others characters better, so when they're writing they know exactly how others would react in that situation and stuff like that.
None of the comments should be things that you are thinking it should be completely characterized. Please refrain from posting any non character posts here.
Sooo......... Who's gonna get me a drink? You know you all want to! As a reward I won't hate you! You all know you crave that more than your own father's attention!
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Well I don't know about everyone else, but I could do without your attention. And barman? I'll have a glass of water please."
Barkeep. Drinks. Now
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For goodness sake both of you, give the man a chance. We cannot expect him to be able to serve everyone immediately; there are a few of us here. Honestly, I'm beginnning to see that men from the land have no patience whatsoever.
Without my attention?! Come now doll face, everyone wants my attention. See that stupid looking guy with the daisies clipped to his hair? *points at Zahkon* You could either get a drink from him, or you could get a drink for me?

That guy would most likely tell you he likes to hump trees and that you're made of magma. But I, as the devilish charmer I am, know what Sievere woman such as yourself like... hehehe... You would do well to impress me water woman.
I agree with Yara ... human men are so impatient .... Sievereians are so more patient .... but i have to say that Zahkon is quite nice looking hehe

oh and barman ... water aswell please :)
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*pulls out her dagger threateningly and places it at his throat*
Don't, call me, doll face.
*puts away the dagger*
And I can buy my own drink if you two are my only choice. Besides, I wouldn't seek your favour if you were the last man in Fantandein. Do not presume to know me, or what I like.
Now, now aren't you a fiesty one! And you have a twin sister too! Well I can certainly think of an adventure we can go on... just the three of us... alone in the woods...

Quick question: If Sievere were squeezed to hard, would you pop like a zit? I wanna know what I'm working with here BAH HA!
-laughs- I think you have been told there ... We sievere are very strong minded and know what we want ... do not enrage us....

-turns and sits with Yara- .... humans do not understand .... they believe that all women are conquests honestly!
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You disgust me. The closest you're ever going to get to 'squeezing me' is when I cut off your testicles and you beg on your knees for your life. Come on Lyra.
*They turn to go find a table with their waters*
Hey now! *runs and slides on the table finishing with my head resting on my arm* Me thinksies and wesies gots off to the wrong startsies!

How's about a proper introduction? What may I call you two?
Lyra .... and you are? -unsure of the bloke sitting on the table-
I prefer to think of it as a venture into the unknown rather then perversion, I'm sure you can apprieciate wanting to know everything in the big wide world! I take it from your disgusted beautiful faces that you have never been chatted up in a tavern before.

That would mean that you two are literally fish fresh out of water! BAH HA!
-eyes turn black in frustration and i pour my water over the guys head- You are under an illusion if you think that we would be interested in you!

-walks over to the bar to get a new glass of water and to calm down-
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I've never seen her react like that! You must really be a pig if she hates you that much already. *Smirks and laughs her beautiful laugh*
I certainly try my best! *flutters eyelids*

So I never caught you're names? *smiles a big grin with a dripping head*
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The one you've just angered is Lyra, and I am Yara. And just so you know? Your dream of the woods and the three of us? It is never going to happen.
Do you reckon i'd get kicked out if i stabbed him?
Can't blame a guy for trying, like that brother of the king guy! No harm in trying to take over the kingdom is there?

Don't mind me anyways, Valenstar is the name, Jack Valenstar and may I say it is a pleasure to meet you. *tips imaginary hat* I don't often meet Sievere so I take the time to enjoy myself when I do.

And you may certainly try stupid, but I doubt your brain could handle the complex process of closing your fingers to hold the knife, and then moving your arm forward in a quick jabbing motion.
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