James looked upon the airship-stealing port, most famous for stolen airships.
"Oh, this should be easy!" Alyson remarked.
"This 'airship stealing' shouldn't be too hard at all!"
But that wasn't what James had in mind, of course. He explained in great detail how the airship-stealing port was, and always would be, a trap. And not the "It's a trap!" trap but the "OH HOT DAMN" trap. The two females were unamused with his "intuition" and were promptly angry with his idiocy. But James fully believed that this was a trap.
There were two options: Steal an airship from the airship-stealing port, or travel further onwards in search of another airship.