"Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."
"A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours."
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
"Is it better to know how or why?"
"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."