My Quotes

"95% of the english language is sarcasm, and the rest is pretty much unused" ME

"Don't listen to what other people say about you, unless they wanna kill you" ME

"What is the difference between humans and monkeys? Humans ask stupid questions like this one, while monkeys just eat bananas. " ME

"Don't look down on someone, especially if they are smaller than you" ME

"When you have a problem, Get over yourself and drink some milkshake" ME

"light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Stephen Wright

"Trains stop at train stations
Buses stop at bus stations
On my desk is a workstation." ?

"Fish Don't have nipples?!" Sophie L. Downie

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