None of these quotes are by me, but i do not recall who they are by-
"You can take a impoverish pup of the road, and make it prosperous, whilst knowing it shall never bite you in return. That is the key difference between Dog and Man.”
"There is no psychiatric specialist or pill that can beat the therapy of a puppy licking your face"
"There is a reason why dogs are ever so popular, while men are not; it is because they wag their tails as a show of emotion, not their tongues."