"I READ YOUR T-SHIRT. That's enough social interaction for today." - T Shirt.
"<BODY> " - T Shirt (On the back, it says, "</BODY>")
"<HEAD> " - Hat. (On the back, it says, "/HEAD>")
"HTML stands for Horribly Time-Consuming Mechanical Lunacy, in my opinion. I only figured out it existed about a month ago" - Spook.
"I'm not mad. I'm differently sane."
"I'll dye my petticoats, I'll dye them red, and round the world I'll beg my bread, until my parents should wish me dead" - Suil a Ruin (Clannad)
"...Everyone says I'm a nutter ... What, you mean they didn't already say that?" - Spook and I.
"Likely someone will get lost in the icing, or worse, in the filling! Gosh I hope it’s not raspberry this time." - Spook.
I had more!!
I just can't remember them.