I've actually heard quite a few quotes and though 'That'd be a really good quote'. Unfortunately, I can't remember them all, so here's the ones I can remember and if I remember the other's I'll add them later.
Too nerdy to have common sense - my Mum, to me. I agree.
That's so tight! We won! - my friend, Nuala. Joke about our lack of sportyness and abilitly to win anything
Does you mother consider you obese or comfortably round? - Nuala. I laughed so hard at that
I'm not short; you're tall - Me
I'm amazing in bed. I can sleep all day - my stepdad's t-shirt
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. To day is a gift. That is why it is called 'The Present' - someone from Kung Fu Panda.
I'm unfit. But at least I admit it - Me
Teacher: did you do your homework?
Student: yes. of coarse i did. well, it's not finished. it's nearly done. maybe, it's because. no. no i did not do my homework. - Me
Ssssssslithering sssssnake. like ssssssslitherin. ssssssssssnakes ssssssssslither. everyone ssssssssssay 'sssssssssssssssssssss' - my English teacher. I laughed hard at this one too.
Positive attitude! - my friend, Francesca. We had a lot of bad luck.
I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't swear. But I left my f***ing fags in the pub! - my Uncle Stuart.
Hope you enjoyed them!