Words of wisdom for almost every occasion....

If life gives your lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and laugh as they try to figure out how you did it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everyone else away.

If laughter is the best medicine, then comedians are the best doctors.

My sister is the best ninja in the world. She even fooled me for a little bit.

Meditation is the gate way to the soul. The mouth is the gate way to the stomach and the brain.

Above qoutes come from the scary place between my ears. Below quotes are anonomous unless stated otherwise...

My mommy said I'm special, but I don't know who "Ed" is...

If you don't watch out, you'll end up in my next novel...

Anywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stephen Wright

All generalizations are false.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Push will get a person through almost anything-except through a door marked "Pull".

If you are going to start cross country skiing, start with a small country.

If at first you DO succeed- try to hide your astonishment. - Harry F. Banks

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

Worry: A misuse of your imagination.

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