"Any problem that cannot be solved by a good guitar is either unsolvable or not a problem."
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics prove that people who have the most live the longest."
"Normal is a myth."
"Do not let anyone treat you as though you are unimportant because you are young. Instead, be an example to the believers with your words, your actions, your love, your faith and your pure life." - 1 Timothy 4 v 12
"They had yet to be introduced to the existence of Tir na n'Óg, and the possibly lethal effect of flutes." - Kate Thomspon, "The New Policeman."
Just a few of my favourites .... :)