with a sickening crash, he did. a large, bright blue willow pattern vase was the culprit. it's owner was not going to be happy. josh shook his head back and forth, checking to see that it was still on. at the same time, his eardrums popped painfully. he was treated to a highly pitched, whistling scream. he winced in pain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My grandmother's heirloom 19 century vahse!!!! ruined!! in pieces!"