Oh Hooray, Now We're ALL Lost. Can This Get Any Better? - Jerry

"Where the heck are we?" I asked no one in particular.
"I dunno." Nick said
"Well neither do I, ok?!" I quickly snapped back.
"Ooh, sorry Mr. Very Cross." said Nick sarcastically. I turned to him. Well, at least where I guessed he was, I couldn't see it was so dark.
"That comment was sarcastic, unhelpful and made you sound incredibly stupid and childish and the phrase "very cross" makes me sound like a child who has been told he can't have anymore sweets." I turned around again and promptly walked into a tree. "Ow."
Julianna giggled at the back.
"And you can shut up!" I shouted back at her.
"I didn't say anything!" She retorted defensively. Suddenly arguements and accusations rang across our little search party.
"Guys." Ethan said. He paused for a minute. "GUYS! CAN WE SHUT UP LONG ENOUGH TO..." He was cut off by a distant howl, and a near, kind of thump and crash at the same time.
"Was that a wolf, or something?" I asked.
"SOMETHING JUST BRUSHED MY LEG!" Jullianna screamed suddenly.
"That would be me," said Nick from the floor. "I fell over."
"Well get up then, idiot." Ethan told him.
I started to walk again, cautiously this time, making sure I didn't walk into any trees or wolves or anything similar.
"Ellie!" I called out. "Ellie!"
I sighed.
"ELLIE WHERE ARE YOU!" I shrieked at the very top of my voice. It hurt my throat.
"Doesn't anyone have a torch?" Asked Ethan.
"Oh, yeah, I do!" Said Nick.
"Well, why didn't you tell us before, you IDIOT!" I shouted at him.
"I forgot!" He said.
"ITS PITCH BLACK! WE CAN'T SEE AND WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FOR THE PAST, I DON'T KNOW, HOUR?!" I absolutely screamed.
Suddenly a light flashed into my eyes, almost blinding me.
We could see again! Nick pointed the torch at the ground a couple of metres in front of us, and there, lying on the floor, out cold and bleeding, was Ellie.
"Damn."

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