I didn't know there was someone else here until someone banged their head in the next room. I went to see who it was. It turned out to be two girls. Twins actually. But (apart from the two in the next room) I could only sense one vampire. So I leant into the room and asked, 'Scuse me, but which one of you is the vampire? Only I thought humans couldn't get in, I mean, those vampire hunters couldn't,so...'
The one sat on the bed looked confused.
'Don't be stupid. Vampires don't exist.' she said.
'I sure hope they do, because otherwise you're alone in non-existent house.' I replied. Then I smiled at her, showing my fangs in case she needed more proof.