Step off, Wulf.

This is my client.

Price, If you have heavy furniture just go ahead and knock it over. If you don't want something broken, put it outside or get it in storage somewhere. But make sure I have space to work.

My approach is not religious, so I hope you don't have a problem with that. I have a hunch you don't, but I've met some stubborn people who insist on the rites and rituals. It has some value to it but it just doesn't work.

Get some graphite pencils but don't sharpen them yet. In fact go ahead and get rid of anything sharp you have.

You know what, let me just give you a list:

  1. If a person could stab, strangle, gut, or bludgeon you to death with it, get it out of the house
  2. If it's valuable to you - sentimentally or otherwise - get it out of the house (this includes people and pets)
  3. Don't eat for four hours beforehand

FYI your calling the spirit "living impaired" is offensive. It may not be alive but it is definitely not impaired, and I imagine it's set on proving that.

If you have any questions, hit me up here. I've got two trips to make beforehand to get supplies. I'll be over later today.

- Warlock

P.S., I am not cheaper than a used sofa.

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