Not As Much As You

You know, you should really try and get a handle on that fire problem of yours. It's not very becoming of you, and for the record, it was a harmless error. Although now that you mention it, maybe there's some women that would enjoy you taming that part of their anatomy. You'd probably have to get that fire problem taken care of first. I don't think they'd appreciate being barbequed in the act of love making.

Regardless of that, I'm not going to waste my time on you anymore. I've got better things to do, and bigger fish to fry. Oops, excuse the expression. I forgot you like to fry things.

This ends my supposed "whining"...by the way, it's called "fighting," not whining.

Your Ghostbusting Enemy,

Zack Price

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