A Fire eater? Have you thought about joining the circus? I think you'd fit right in. Maybe you could tame loins with your fire breathing mouth. You might even make friends with a few people, but you might want to work on your people skills first, because you're not doing a very good job of it right now.
Thanks for the exorcist tip, I think I've heard of a telephone, maybe I'll actually use one to remedy the problem. Your sarcasm is not amusing.
She invites me for tea to fix my ghost problem, and then she declines until it's fixed? Yeah, that makes sense.
I'll hold out for the warlock.
Your Irritated and Ghostbusting Neighbor,