I wrote the bit about the splinters. Thank you for bringing it to the forefront of the conversation.
*rest of paper is burned, another piece is tacked on right below*
In fact I wrote that entire thing. Perhaps you do not have post scripts in your United States and you do not know how to read them. My apologies if ignorance is the case.
Ms. San-Sierne also sends her regards. She says that what she would offer you 'would probably include a lot of pain if you do not stop whining. Because you are definitely whining.'