Not An Exorcist

Look, I didn't mean to offend you, Dr. Igor. I'm just trying to wrap my head around all the chaos and weirdness around this building. This is a new experience for me. Give me a break. I'm still trying to adjust. I might be desperate to have this surgery, if push comes to shove. Forgive me for trying to understand what the hell is going on, and whether or not you're qualified.

First of all, I'm trained to hunt and communicate with ghosts, not to perform an exorcism or cleansing to get them out of my house, or to move on to their next afterlife. That's what a priest and/or a psychic is responsible for, which I desperately need right now. Or a Warlock, whenever the hell he decides to show up. If you're out there, drop by my place. I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Again I say, I'm not an exorcist. I can't deal with Casper all on my own, especially now that he's gotten violent.

Your Ghostbusting Neighbor,

Zack Price

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