Keeper of Co-Dependent and Elderly Exiles,
Or should I just call you Anna? I'm not a big tea drinker, unless you count Iced Tea, but since I barely know anyone in the building, I am willing to accept your invitation. I'd hate to become an outcast because of Casper. I used to be the greatest ghost hunter in town, and then he comes along and ruins it, nearly sticking me in a nut house. No offense. This is far better than a nut house, and at least I can roam around freely, without some weird doctors or psych patients watching my every move, but I don't appreciate doing it with a ghostly apparition on my back, who may or may not be evil. I haven't figured that part out yet. Judging from the things he does to me at night...right now, I'd say evil. And please, don't ask me to elaborate. My problem isn't smells. My problem is my apartment needs a cleansing, to get rid of this...damn it! Satan over here just knocked my Red Bull over and spilled it all over this note! See! This is what I'm talking about!
Hopefully, you can still read this note by the time it reaches the board, just let it air dry, it'll be good as new. See you tomorrow.
Your Ghostbusting Neighbor,