Have the perfect way to get revenge, but don't have the otherworldly influence to make it happen? Think your partner is cheating on you, but you can't conjure a spirit minion to spy on them? Need a convenient explosion?
Then you should hire someone who does that stuff - me.
Possible services include...
- Hexes, curses, ill omens (real or imagined)
- Seances, summoning, or other spirit conjuring
- Astrological readings
- Enchantments (items, people, etc.)
- Wards against malevolent spirits or individuals
- Appraisal of ancient artifacts
- Murder mystery parties
- General thaumaturgy
- Other nonstandard magicks
Contact for pricing. Today!
[beneath is crudely drawn (in many colors of crayon) a star, a little cauldron, and a very angry stick figure, and in the bottom corner there is an intricate crest stamped in red ink]
don't singe this paper or I swear I will end you