I hope you're having a really great day, freely going about and doing whatever animal-loving weirdos like you do. Since I'm STUCK IN MY ROOM AGAIN I thought I'd take the opportunity to write you a poem, since you've been just as stuck in my brain.
Hate your parrots, hate your turtle
Hate everything you believe in and work for
Hate your face, hate your condescending tone
No really, why are you so awful
Get a real job.
I think it's pretty good, accurately captures my feelings and all that. Never really thought myself a poet, but what do you know. Next time I see you in person I bet I'll be just as inspired. Maybe I can throw a turtle through your window and read it in person while you look over the balcony.
Your friendly neighborhood warlock