You think your characters need therapy? You should see what I did to mine ...
Hello. My name is Anna, and I shall be your characters' therapists. We understand that life in fiction can be terribly traumatic, especially for those under the care of more dramatic writers. And of course, you sometimes wish to get your own back on them ... that's perfectly natural.
But we don't want violence here on Protagonize, thank you very much, and so we've set up this therapy centre to help you deal with it. If you and your authors would like to sit down and calmly talk about this, I'll try and give you some helpful advice to help you get through this.
After all ... you're never alone, are you?