Snake: What Counts as Cheating?

So hear I am in a stupid race. A pretty weird race if you ask me. What was the point of this anyway? We all knew who the cheater was and we all knew what we were good at. The rat won the first time round, so why try again? Well to be honest we could put a stop to that, the horse and the ox could stand on it, the rooster could deafen it, the dragon could burn it. Then I get the best bit. Eat it.

Wonder what the others would say to my plan? Plus what would  the pie eater in the sky - I mean, Buddha say? Note to self, must remember to ‘respect' gods. Whatever, what counts as cheating anyway? The little rodent already bit the horse.

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