I would like to start off by saying that I am not a victim. See, what most people don't know is that I've always been a zombie - I've simply hidden it extraordinarily well. I've had plastic surgery and all kinds of things done to me to ensure that no one would find out my secret. However, since this is happening and people are turning into zombies left and right, I assumed I could take my true form without any of the horrid repercussions like a zombie-hunt. There are simply too many of us for the humans to fight back. Oh they can try, but we will win in the end!
So this is me, admitting to the world that I am and always have been a zombie. Good luck surviving humans - you're going to need it! **evil zombie-laughter**